Zombie Survival Tip

Posted by on Jun 3, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments


Zombie Apocalypse
There are numerous forms of viral transmission and no one can predict where the infection will come from. If CDC has yet to declare its transmission type remember the basics. Do not come in contact with any fluids from a zombie. Make sure to cover ALL mucus and salivary ducts while handling a zombie threat. A clean finishing blow on the last zombie can really be a downer if even the slightest drop of their blood gets in your eye. If you can’t get your hands on any military grade equipment, paint ball masks and basic gardening (or rubber wash gloves) make for a much safer kill.



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Weekly Zombie Survival Tip

Posted by on May 21, 2012 in Blog | 1 comment

Zombie ApocalypseWith the recent posting of my home for sale, I wanted to give a few tips for those who own and don’t own homes during a zombie outbreak.

It’s always best to at least know where the “weak points” are in a home. This includes (but is not limited to) low or first floor windows, doors and walkways. You have 2 options here:

1) Know where to get (or have handy) a supply of 2x4s and long strong nails to board up the windows and doors. Remember lots of hammering means lots of noise, it’s suggested to use hard-rubber mallets over iron hammers and have a few partners (or family members) handy to make it happen as quick as possible.

2)¬†Alternatively if you live in a two story home, just take out the stairs with axes. It’s faster , you’ll only have 1 point of entry to worry about and the noise is more easily concealed. Just make sure to prepare for not having a down stairs PRIOR to taking them out.

If you are an apartment dweller you have more “people” to worry about, but the great advantage of having a 2nd+ floor full house option, thus limiting your entrances to the stairwells and elevators, which area easier to block and guard from zombie pests. When searching for a new apartment home, remember, NEVER the first floor. Cheers!



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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tip: Save the Yellow Pages

Posted by on Apr 9, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments

Remember that big plastic bag on your front steps containing the white pages directory and two volumes of yellow pages? The bag you usually carry over right to your trash or recycling bin? Save them, and replace them at least once a year. There won’t be any internet with zombies having taken over the local power station. And there will be more zombies than usual working for your cell phone company. You will need the good old paper version to look up the location of the nearest gun shop, weapon- or blacksmith.

Speaking of blacksmithing: Do you know where you can find the nearest forge? How to build your own? What fuel to use? Do you have any idea how to forge a shovel or a pickaxe? No? I suggest you go to Wikipedia and print out the article on Blacksmithing. Now ! Thank me later.

 

So I bought the season 1 DVD set of “The Walking Dead” and watched it over Easter Sunday. Nice show to watch while you are preparing your dinner. And there’s my step son who’s producing Zombie Apocalypse survival tips on a weekly basis.



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