Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tip: Save the Yellow Pages

Remember that big plastic bag on your front steps containing the white pages directory and two volumes of yellow pages? The bag you usually carry over right to your trash or recycling bin? Save them, and replace them at least once a year. There won’t be any internet with zombies having taken over the local power station. And there will be more zombies than usual working for your cell phone company. You will need the good old paper version to look up the location of the nearest gun shop, weapon- or blacksmith.

Speaking of blacksmithing: Do you know where you can find the nearest forge? How to build your own? What fuel to use? Do you have any idea how to forge a shovel or a pickaxe? No? I suggest you go to Wikipedia and print out the article on Blacksmithing. Now ! Thank me later.


So I bought the season 1 DVD set of “The Walking Dead” and watched it over Easter Sunday. Nice show to watch while you are preparing your dinner. And there’s my step son who’s producing Zombie Apocalypse survival tips on a weekly basis.

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