MMO Ipsum Generator

Hamster in a wheel driving your computerWriter’s block’s been hitting you hard? Need to fill a new blog with some basic content? Hope this lorem ipsum generator will help. It will produce a couple of paragraphs of MMORPG related, randomly generated filler text. It is based on text collected from my fellow bloggers, all listed in my blogroll. As an added challenge, find your own quote. Enjoy and produce many articles 🙂

 

 

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Growing up in the late 90′s, like a lot of kids, I fell in love with the Final Fantasy series through the brilliantly marketed Final Fantasy VII. When we finally managed to be online at the same time and chat with each other, he asked me one question: “How do you get new skills in this game?” That meant ditching my Sentinel soul, scaling back on my Shaman talents, and weaving in a very strong dose of Justicar. Then there’s the hitching, stuttering, and framerate issues he experiences that make him so frustrated that our time spent playing slowly becomes more of a burden than pleasure.

My hope of walking in with 500 carmintium and building huge battle golems was crushed. DDO solved the problem by making casters ludicrously more powerful than melee, and seemingly giving every boss a massive unavoidable AoE knockdown in order to punish anyone daring to get into melee range. I’m adding The War Z to my list of highly anticipated games. Newer and shinier isn't going to make you feel the nostalgia you crave when pondering the games of your past. I was accused earlier in the week of not knowing what a gold sink is. Orcs, trolls, undead, cattle, space squid goats with gazelle legs - are you kidding me?

Hard Mode drops a specific tier of gear. Hard Mode flashpoints drop Tionese, Eternity Vault drops Columni, Karagga's Palace drops Rakata, and Explosive Conflict drops Black Hole. The latest Rift update added a lot of content. Mentoring, Conquest, new Instant Adventures, and Summerfest. The setting is the thing with TSW, first, foremost, and absolute. I really liked the amount of customization that they allow in the creation process. For instance, SWTOR has over 200,000 lines of spoken dialogue, as verified by Guinness World Records. My warlock is the first of the family to start the process of 'Daily Stacking' building up a stack of twenty five daily quests to hand in for XP once the Expansion arrives.

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7 Comments

  1. I love this so much, lol.

    I will now play with it for another 30 minutes.
    Gameronomist recently posted..The Risks of Rewards: When BLAP Gamification is ProblematicMy Profile

    • Of course it was the idea from the get go to keep my fellow bloggers busy. Did you spot a quote from your blog already?

  2. Brilliance! I’ve spotted quotes from quite a few blogs I follow 🙂

    You should make a quest text generator, but then there’d be a few more writers out of a job. So actually just hold off on that one.
    Machination recently posted..How I Ruined The IndustryMy Profile

    • Yes, all the quotes are fresh from today’s RSS feed. About sentences per blog on average. I didn’t get around to pick from all, but will expand tomorrow. Should I get complaints about repetition, I’ll create a fresh batch sometime down the road.

  3. “That feeling will pass, but then I’ll say in all honesty that I don’t know what other MMO I’d likely play any time soon, after GW2….what is there, anyway? ”

    Oy! That’s MY line!!
    lol this is incredibly funny stuff….and oddly addictive 😀
    it would however worry me if someone actually got away with a post like this sometime (who knows lol)!

    • I actually had some mixed emotions about creating a tool like this, since it can be abused in that way. But if somebody is able to setup a scraping website, they are able to create such a simple thing as the generator, too.

      For some more entertainment, there are a Samuel L. Jackson ipsum generator and a bacon ipsum generator which you might find useful.

  4. That’s a really cool generator. Made me a whole page….adding to my blog =)
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