MMO Ipsum Generator

Hamster in a wheel driving your computerWriter’s block’s been hitting you hard? Need to fill a new blog with some basic content? Hope this lorem ipsum generator will help. It will produce a couple of paragraphs of MMORPG related, randomly generated filler text. It is based on text collected from my fellow bloggers, all listed in my blogroll. As an added challenge, find your own quote. Enjoy and produce many articles 🙂

 

 

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My warlock is the first of the family to start the process of 'Daily Stacking' building up a stack of twenty five daily quests to hand in for XP once the Expansion arrives. The good thing is that if you decide to unlearn a crafting discipline and pick a new active one, you do not lose the progress you already made in the old one. DDO solved the problem by making casters ludicrously more powerful than melee, and seemingly giving every boss a massive unavoidable AoE knockdown in order to punish anyone daring to get into melee range. Least time spent in group while leveling: SWTOR and STO - as far as I can recall, none of my capped characters in either game has ever joined a group for any reason.

Then there’s the hitching, stuttering, and framerate issues he experiences that make him so frustrated that our time spent playing slowly becomes more of a burden than pleasure. I first discovered Lordaeron as a fledgling warrior, prone to wearing mail and even leather because I knew almost nothing about my class, while questing. The community could regulate itself by ostrasizing harmful elements such as ninjas, slackers and jerks. In this case, it was a weekend of playing nothing but RIFT. I’ve thus been scouring the various GW2 fansites for the last week, trying to match up armour types, professions, and races.

Orcs, trolls, undead, cattle, space squid goats with gazelle legs - are you kidding me? Writing 700 words on why I liked attunements is pretty useless and overindulgent in the larger picture of things. One realm and one economy would make me curl up into the fetal position on my floor, muttering about competition for my flowers. We could consider GW2 and Pandaria's approaches as an attempt to fight the jerkish community, but I actually see them as a way of rose-tinting the community. My hope of walking in with 500 carmintium and building huge battle golems was crushed. The last beta weekend event is gone and, as mentioned above, we still need to wait for one more month.

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6 Comments

  1. I love this so much, lol.

    I will now play with it for another 30 minutes.
    Gameronomist recently posted..The Risks of Rewards: When BLAP Gamification is ProblematicMy Profile

    • Of course it was the idea from the get go to keep my fellow bloggers busy. Did you spot a quote from your blog already?

  2. Brilliance! I’ve spotted quotes from quite a few blogs I follow 🙂

    You should make a quest text generator, but then there’d be a few more writers out of a job. So actually just hold off on that one.
    Machination recently posted..How I Ruined The IndustryMy Profile

    • Yes, all the quotes are fresh from today’s RSS feed. About sentences per blog on average. I didn’t get around to pick from all, but will expand tomorrow. Should I get complaints about repetition, I’ll create a fresh batch sometime down the road.

  3. “That feeling will pass, but then I’ll say in all honesty that I don’t know what other MMO I’d likely play any time soon, after GW2….what is there, anyway? ”

    Oy! That’s MY line!!
    lol this is incredibly funny stuff….and oddly addictive 😀
    it would however worry me if someone actually got away with a post like this sometime (who knows lol)!

    • I actually had some mixed emotions about creating a tool like this, since it can be abused in that way. But if somebody is able to setup a scraping website, they are able to create such a simple thing as the generator, too.

      For some more entertainment, there are a Samuel L. Jackson ipsum generator and a bacon ipsum generator which you might find useful.

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