MMO Ipsum Generator

Hamster in a wheel driving your computerWriter’s block’s been hitting you hard? Need to fill a new blog with some basic content? Hope this lorem ipsum generator will help. It will produce a couple of paragraphs of MMORPG related, randomly generated filler text. It is based on text collected from my fellow bloggers, all listed in my blogroll. As an added challenge, find your own quote. Enjoy and produce many articles 🙂

 

 

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The latest Rift update added a lot of content. Mentoring, Conquest, new Instant Adventures, and Summerfest. Oh yeah, just every damn expansion at this point, that’s all. The community could regulate itself by ostrasizing harmful elements such as ninjas, slackers and jerks. My warlock is the first of the family to start the process of 'Daily Stacking' building up a stack of twenty five daily quests to hand in for XP once the Expansion arrives. At each newly arrived star system there are a number of things to do. We should just accept the fact that the game will quickly disappoint us and we will look to Blizzard to save us once again.

This probably is the most 'normal' character of the three. I check the GTN each time I play before I start gaming for realsies, and again before I log for the night. Then there’s the hitching, stuttering, and framerate issues he experiences that make him so frustrated that our time spent playing slowly becomes more of a burden than pleasure. Now, there’s a very lore-centric reason that Turbine chose to exclude female dwarves, and it’s not that they don’t exist. The last beta weekend event is gone and, as mentioned above, we still need to wait for one more month.

While it’s sometimes tricky to figure out how tough things are, everything here drops QL 10 gear, which is the highest QL I’m aware of. I’m also a Guild Leader though, so I still would love the Idea of guild housing. I’ve thus been scouring the various GW2 fansites for the last week, trying to match up armour types, professions, and races. GW2 will never satisfy you for the rest of your life; you have to move on to other games to rid your soul of the demons. Least time spent in group while leveling: SWTOR and STO - as far as I can recall, none of my capped characters in either game has ever joined a group for any reason.

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6 Comments

  1. I love this so much, lol.

    I will now play with it for another 30 minutes.
    Gameronomist recently posted..The Risks of Rewards: When BLAP Gamification is ProblematicMy Profile

    • Of course it was the idea from the get go to keep my fellow bloggers busy. Did you spot a quote from your blog already?

  2. Brilliance! I’ve spotted quotes from quite a few blogs I follow 🙂

    You should make a quest text generator, but then there’d be a few more writers out of a job. So actually just hold off on that one.
    Machination recently posted..How I Ruined The IndustryMy Profile

    • Yes, all the quotes are fresh from today’s RSS feed. About sentences per blog on average. I didn’t get around to pick from all, but will expand tomorrow. Should I get complaints about repetition, I’ll create a fresh batch sometime down the road.

  3. “That feeling will pass, but then I’ll say in all honesty that I don’t know what other MMO I’d likely play any time soon, after GW2….what is there, anyway? ”

    Oy! That’s MY line!!
    lol this is incredibly funny stuff….and oddly addictive 😀
    it would however worry me if someone actually got away with a post like this sometime (who knows lol)!

    • I actually had some mixed emotions about creating a tool like this, since it can be abused in that way. But if somebody is able to setup a scraping website, they are able to create such a simple thing as the generator, too.

      For some more entertainment, there are a Samuel L. Jackson ipsum generator and a bacon ipsum generator which you might find useful.

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