MMO Ipsum Generator

Hamster in a wheel driving your computerWriter’s block’s been hitting you hard? Need to fill a new blog with some basic content? Hope this lorem ipsum generator will help. It will produce a couple of paragraphs of MMORPG related, randomly generated filler text. It is based on text collected from my fellow bloggers, all listed in my blogroll. As an added challenge, find your own quote. Enjoy and produce many articles :)

 

 

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One realm and one economy would make me curl up into the fetal position on my floor, muttering about competition for my flowers. A major structure of the foot; a critical design flaw, and cause for recall, of the Achilles model of Greek hero; and the primary reason why action combat doesn’t work in MMOs. Once you have picked up the craft from the trainer, the only reason you’ll ever have to speak to her again is to buy supplies. I’m adding The War Z to my list of highly anticipated games. Orcs, trolls, undead, cattle, space squid goats with gazelle legs - are you kidding me?

As my hunter slowly picks her way through the Mines of Moria, I decided it was about time to get my alt on and roll up another character. I also had a pop at the jumping puzzle near the start and boy did it frustrate the bejesus out of me! I I don’t care if Frost is the PvP spec du jour. I’ve thus been scouring the various GW2 fansites for the last week, trying to match up armour types, professions, and races. That run, we were going to kill Lich King 25 on Heroic mode. In this case, it was a weekend of playing nothing but RIFT.

I was able to mow down the zombies in Kingsmouth faster with the new, barely any points character than I could with my elder Paladin-deck character. When we finally managed to be online at the same time and chat with each other, he asked me one question: “How do you get new skills in this game?” SWTOR now has three raids: Eternity Vault, Karagga's Palace, and Explosive Conflict. Another great update for MMO fans, this time bringing mounted combat to Lord of the Rings Online. Should be fun. Qeynos is a bit more welcoming to me lately, always optimistic, while Freeport has a lot of sinister stories.

Generated by MMO Ipsum Generator.



6 Comments

  1. I love this so much, lol.

    I will now play with it for another 30 minutes.
    Gameronomist recently posted..The Risks of Rewards: When BLAP Gamification is ProblematicMy Profile

    • Of course it was the idea from the get go to keep my fellow bloggers busy. Did you spot a quote from your blog already?

  2. Brilliance! I’ve spotted quotes from quite a few blogs I follow :)

    You should make a quest text generator, but then there’d be a few more writers out of a job. So actually just hold off on that one.
    Machination recently posted..How I Ruined The IndustryMy Profile

    • Yes, all the quotes are fresh from today’s RSS feed. About sentences per blog on average. I didn’t get around to pick from all, but will expand tomorrow. Should I get complaints about repetition, I’ll create a fresh batch sometime down the road.

  3. “That feeling will pass, but then I’ll say in all honesty that I don’t know what other MMO I’d likely play any time soon, after GW2….what is there, anyway? ”

    Oy! That’s MY line!!
    lol this is incredibly funny stuff….and oddly addictive :D
    it would however worry me if someone actually got away with a post like this sometime (who knows lol)!

    • I actually had some mixed emotions about creating a tool like this, since it can be abused in that way. But if somebody is able to setup a scraping website, they are able to create such a simple thing as the generator, too.

      For some more entertainment, there are a Samuel L. Jackson ipsum generator and a bacon ipsum generator which you might find useful.

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