MMO Ipsum Generator

Hamster in a wheel driving your computerWriter’s block’s been hitting you hard? Need to fill a new blog with some basic content? Hope this lorem ipsum generator will help. It will produce a couple of paragraphs of MMORPG related, randomly generated filler text. It is based on text collected from my fellow bloggers, all listed in my blogroll. As an added challenge, find your own quote. Enjoy and produce many articles 🙂

 

 

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Writing 700 words on why I liked attunements is pretty useless and overindulgent in the larger picture of things. One realm and one economy would make me curl up into the fetal position on my floor, muttering about competition for my flowers. A Hurricane battlecruiser and Buzzard are on d-scan in C2a, along with a tower, but I see no wrecks and no anomalies. It struck me the other day, that the idea of not getting her to the new level cap just feels…wrong. You see, I was a gamer girl before the term existed and opportunities to play female characters in video games were rare, especially in fantasy/adventure type games.

What I do feel qualified to spend a little bit of time talking about is how your mana and spells feel before you enter a raid environment. As my hunter slowly picks her way through the Mines of Moria, I decided it was about time to get my alt on and roll up another character. Of course, I learned a couple of days before BWE3 that Jennifer Hale is voicing the sylvari female — that’s Commander Shepard from the Mass Effect trilogy. EQ2 players are a tolerably cheerful bunch as MMO players go (raiders excepted) and they do like a party.

Other than my lack of interest in Guild Wars 2, I suppose I'd be the kind of relatively inactive annual pass player that they might be targeting with this launch window. I could hold Draenei Ruins and see across to Blood Elf Tower and freak out the offense. The hunter-type that has great knowledge of nature and wildlife around her. I hope I can fight with animals on my side. Bards have been my favorite class in MMOs since Dark Age of Camelot. SWTOR now has three raids: Eternity Vault, Karagga's Palace, and Explosive Conflict. Of course, the irony is that while I’ll be sporting the Witch Hunter get-up, I don’t actually know how much I’ll use the deck itself.

Generated by MMO Ipsum Generator.



7 Comments

  1. I love this so much, lol.

    I will now play with it for another 30 minutes.
    Gameronomist recently posted..The Risks of Rewards: When BLAP Gamification is ProblematicMy Profile

    • Of course it was the idea from the get go to keep my fellow bloggers busy. Did you spot a quote from your blog already?

  2. Brilliance! I’ve spotted quotes from quite a few blogs I follow 🙂

    You should make a quest text generator, but then there’d be a few more writers out of a job. So actually just hold off on that one.
    Machination recently posted..How I Ruined The IndustryMy Profile

    • Yes, all the quotes are fresh from today’s RSS feed. About sentences per blog on average. I didn’t get around to pick from all, but will expand tomorrow. Should I get complaints about repetition, I’ll create a fresh batch sometime down the road.

  3. “That feeling will pass, but then I’ll say in all honesty that I don’t know what other MMO I’d likely play any time soon, after GW2….what is there, anyway? ”

    Oy! That’s MY line!!
    lol this is incredibly funny stuff….and oddly addictive 😀
    it would however worry me if someone actually got away with a post like this sometime (who knows lol)!

    • I actually had some mixed emotions about creating a tool like this, since it can be abused in that way. But if somebody is able to setup a scraping website, they are able to create such a simple thing as the generator, too.

      For some more entertainment, there are a Samuel L. Jackson ipsum generator and a bacon ipsum generator which you might find useful.

  4. That’s a really cool generator. Made me a whole page….adding to my blog =)
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